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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I'm nearly starved
Puns Home
"I'm nearly starved. Just got in from a three-hour trip on the
New York Central."
"But couldn't you get anything to eat on the train?"
"Nope! It was a 'fast' train."
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Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
A Dude From St
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
I'll Admit Said Mrs
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
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