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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I'm not surprised that hair-dressers feel so much at ease in the
society of the great
Puns Home
"I'm not surprised that hair-dressers feel so much at ease in the
society of the great."
"You're not?"
"No; they are surrounded at home by any number of big-wigs."
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Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
You Were Thrown Out
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
What's The Matter Here
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
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