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Is a howling dog a sign of death

Puns Home









"Is a howling dog a sign of death?"

Said Doolittle to Dunn.

"Of course it is, if the dog will wait

Until I get my gun."











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What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Are You Engaged
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
What's The Matter Here
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Tom--what's That
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Only Tells Half
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings