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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Is a howling dog a sign of death
Puns Home
"Is a howling dog a sign of death?"
Said Doolittle to Dunn.
"Of course it is, if the dog will wait
Until I get my gun."
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The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Bill Had A Billboard
When Was Money First Invented
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
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