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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Is it raining girls
Puns Home
"Is it raining, girls?"
"No," broke in Cumso; "only cats and dogs."
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Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
An Excellent Reason
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
The Hawk Was Dozing
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Mrs
Mrs
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
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