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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Is the proprietor in
Puns Home
"Is the proprietor in?" asked the visitor to the planing mill. "I
want to order some doors."
"He's in," replied the smart office boy, "but I think he's out o'
doors."
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Puns
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
He's A Professional Grafter
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Lady--what
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
Mrs
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
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