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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Is this a fire insurance office

Puns Home











"Is this a fire insurance office?"



"Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?"



"Perhaps you can. You see, my employer threatens to fire me next

Saturday, and I'd like some protection."











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I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
Mrs
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Pressed For Work--cider
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
What's The Matter Here