Jim Shorthouse was the sort of fellow who always made a mess of things. Everything with which his hands or mind came into contact issued from such contact in an unqualified and irremediable state of mess. His college days were a mess: he was ... Read more of A Case Of Eavesdropping at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Is this a fire insurance office

Puns Home











"Is this a fire insurance office?"



"Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?"



"Perhaps you can. You see, my employer threatens to fire me next

Saturday, and I'd like some protection."











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