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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Is this a fire insurance office
Puns Home
"Is this a fire insurance office?"
"Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?"
"Perhaps you can. You see, my employer threatens to fire me next
Saturday, and I'd like some protection."
Next: We should never complain whatever may befall us said the
minister
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Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
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