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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Is this a fire insurance office

Puns Home











"Is this a fire insurance office?"



"Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?"



"Perhaps you can. You see, my employer threatens to fire me next

Saturday, and I'd like some protection."











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Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Wife--got A Dollar
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Were You Attached To The Place
What Is The Secret Of Success
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer