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Is your friend the dentist a society chap

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"Is your friend the dentist a society chap?"



"Well, in one way. He attends lots of swell gatherings."











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When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Where Are You Working Now
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Do You Believe In Luck
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion