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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife Crystal because she is always on the watch

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It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife "Crystal," because

she is always "on the watch."











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After All You Know Said Mr
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
So Maude Is Happily Married
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Knock And The World Knocks With You
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
What Is Love
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other