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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife Crystal because she is always on the watch

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It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife "Crystal," because

she is always "on the watch."











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A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Are You The Photographer
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
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Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe