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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife Crystal because she is always on the watch

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It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife "Crystal," because

she is always "on the watch."











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He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Scene--cabstand
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Mr
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay