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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife Crystal because she is always on the watch

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It is a Maine husband who has dubbed his wife "Crystal," because

she is always "on the watch."











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