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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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It was this a-way jedge: Ye see I doled de cards and Jim
Brown he had a pah of aces and a pah of kings
Puns Home
"It was this a-way, jedge: Ye see, I doled de cards, and Jim
Brown he had a pah of aces and a pah of kings."
"What did you have?"
"Three aces, jedge, and----"
"What did Jim do?"
"Jim, he drew."
"What did he draw?"
"He drew a razzer, jedge."
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The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
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