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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on me own clothes

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"It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on

me own clothes. If I was only a married man I'd ask me woife

niver to allow our son to grow up an ould batchler like his

fayther."











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Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
I Will Not Sit That Way
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
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Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
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What Have You Here
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Cohen Left The Ball-game
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