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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on me own clothes

Puns Home









"It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on

me own clothes. If I was only a married man I'd ask me woife

niver to allow our son to grow up an ould batchler like his

fayther."











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Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
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Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Wife--got A Dollar
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
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