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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It's a good idea to make light of your troubles

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"It's a good idea to make light of your troubles." "I do,"

replied Happigo; "whenever a creditor sends me a letter I burn

it."











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Puns

Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Is The Proprietor In
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Pressed For Work--cider
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Cohen Left The Ball-game
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted