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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It's a good idea to make light of your troubles

Puns Home









"It's a good idea to make light of your troubles." "I do,"

replied Happigo; "whenever a creditor sends me a letter I burn

it."











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I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Mrs
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
That Man Has Had Five Wives
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Special Rules For Guests
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning