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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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It's all foolishness to talk about any one getting the worst of
it in the matrimonial game declared the big man with a silk hat
and a loud suit of clothes
Puns Home
"It's all foolishness to talk about any one getting the worst of
it in the matrimonial game," declared the big man with a silk hat
and a loud suit of clothes.
"How's that?"
"Marriage is always a tie."
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For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
What Is The Secret Of Success
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
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