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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




It's been a coal day when you're left said the kindling-wood to the cinder

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"It's been a coal day when you're left," said the kindling-wood

to the cinder. "You're too chip-per," replied the cinder to the

kindling wood. "Go to blazes," said the match, as it dropped in

and fired both up.











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This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric