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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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It's been a coal day when you're left said the kindling-wood
to the cinder
Puns Home
"It's been a coal day when you're left," said the kindling-wood
to the cinder. "You're too chip-per," replied the cinder to the
kindling wood. "Go to blazes," said the match, as it dropped in
and fired both up.
Next: That young gentleman has a very taking manner said one young
lady to another at a party of a young man who had just left
them
Previous: A man who had not the best reputation for strict veracity died
the other day and the family was greatly incensed because some
well-meaning friends sent in a broken lyre as a floral tribute
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I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Harold Began His Wife
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Hush Not So Loud
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
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