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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I've been married five years and I've got a bushel of children

Puns Home









"I've been married five years, and I've got a bushel of

children."



"How's that?"



"My name is Peck. I've got four children. Don't four pecks make a

bushel?"











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And So Prof
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Bill Had A Billboard
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Mr
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Pressed For Work--cider
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
They Say Corporations Have No Soul