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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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JACK--Are you a suitor for Miss Juliet's hand
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JACK--"Are you a suitor for Miss Juliet's hand?"
TOM--"Yes; but I didn't."
"Didn't what?"
"Suit her."
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What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is
Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Do I Bore You
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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