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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




JACK--My wife's a fine shot

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JACK--"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."



FRED--"That's nothing, my wife goes through my trousers and never

misses a dime."











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A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
Pressed For Work--cider
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
What's The Matter Here
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Curious Isn't It
Lady--what
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire