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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




JACK--My wife's a fine shot

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JACK--"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."



FRED--"That's nothing, my wife goes through my trousers and never

misses a dime."











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An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Is The Proprietor In
Are You The Photographer
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Pressed For Work--cider
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
Diner--hello
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly