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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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JACK--My wife's a fine shot
Puns Home
JACK--"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."
FRED--"That's nothing, my wife goes through my trousers and never
misses a dime."
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A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Are You An Amateur Photographer
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Mr
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
If Tough Spells Tough
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
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