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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




JACK--My wife's a fine shot

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JACK--"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."



FRED--"That's nothing, my wife goes through my trousers and never

misses a dime."











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Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Mr
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
What's The Matter With Smith
Is The Proprietor In
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
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