Make sure it is night when you do this spell. Also, light one orange and one pink candle. Close your eyes. (You Must Have complete focus and be concentrating on the spell, ONLY.) Fill your mind with the color your eyes are. Picture that for abo... Read more of Spell to change eye color at White Magic.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Jackson never lights one of his cigars

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"Jackson never lights one of his cigars. Just keeps it in his

mouth and chews the end. I've often wondered why."



"You wouldn't if you had ever smoked one of them."











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The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
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I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
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