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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Jackson never lights one of his cigars

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"Jackson never lights one of his cigars. Just keeps it in his

mouth and chews the end. I've often wondered why."



"You wouldn't if you had ever smoked one of them."











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