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Jackson never lights one of his cigars

Puns Home









"Jackson never lights one of his cigars. Just keeps it in his

mouth and chews the end. I've often wondered why."



"You wouldn't if you had ever smoked one of them."











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I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
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--i Want To Be An Angel
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Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
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You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
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I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
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The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
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Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
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