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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Jenks--Why on earth did you laugh so heartily at that ancient
jest of Borem's
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Jenks--Why on earth did you laugh so heartily at that ancient
jest of Borem's?
Wise--In self-defense.
Jenks--in self-defence?
Wise--Yes; if I hadn't laughed so he would have repeated the
thing, thinking I hadn't seen the point.
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He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is
Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Gee Whizz
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Tom--what's That
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
Is The Proprietor In
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Only Tells Half
Why So Glum Blumly
A Dude From St
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