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Jenks--Why on earth did you laugh so heartily at that ancient jest of Borem's

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Jenks--Why on earth did you laugh so heartily at that ancient

jest of Borem's?



Wise--In self-defense.



Jenks--in self-defence?



Wise--Yes; if I hadn't laughed so he would have repeated the

thing, thinking I hadn't seen the point.











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Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
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Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
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Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
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