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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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JIMSON--Now you wouldn't marry me would you
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JIMSON--Now, you wouldn't marry me, would you?
MISS SEARS--Most certainly not; but why do you ask such a
question?
JIMSON--Just to decide a bet.
Next: CLARA--He gave me an army-and-navy kiss
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An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Tom--what's That
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
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I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
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