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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




JOHN--Say do you want to get next to a scheme for making money fast

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JOHN--Say, do you want to get next to a scheme for making money

fast?



TOM--Sure I do.



JOHN--Glue it to the floor.











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Why So Glum Blumly
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
Is It Raining Girls
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Mrs
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me