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John can you tell me the difference between attraction of gravitation and attraction of cohesion

Puns Home











"John, can you tell me the difference between attraction of

gravitation and attraction of cohesion?"



"Yes, sir; attraction of gravitation pulls a drunken man down to

the ground and the attraction of cohesion prevents his getting up

again."











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