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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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John can you tell me the difference between attraction of
gravitation and attraction of cohesion
Puns Home
"John, can you tell me the difference between attraction of
gravitation and attraction of cohesion?"
"Yes, sir; attraction of gravitation pulls a drunken man down to
the ground and the attraction of cohesion prevents his getting up
again."
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If Pearl Street Is Crooked
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
How Are You To-day
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
You Own Your Own House Don't You
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
E
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Hush Not So Loud
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
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