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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




John can you tell me the difference between attraction of gravitation and attraction of cohesion

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"John, can you tell me the difference between attraction of

gravitation and attraction of cohesion?"



"Yes, sir; attraction of gravitation pulls a drunken man down to

the ground and the attraction of cohesion prevents his getting up

again."











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What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
If Tough Spells Tough
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Do I Bore You
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night