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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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JOHNNIE--Ya-as I've just come back from Ireland--County Cork
Puns Home
JOHNNIE--"Ya-as, I've just come back from Ireland--County Cork.
Ever been to Cork?"
SOUBRETTE--"No--but I've seen a good many drawings of it."
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Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Mr
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
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