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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Jones caught the hay fever from dancing with a grass widow

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Where Are You Working Now
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
You Own Your Own House Don't You
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting