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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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KICKSY--Wife can you tell me why I am like a hen
Puns Home
KICKSY--Wife, can you tell me why I am like a hen?
MRS. KICKSY--No, dear, why is it?
KICKSY--Because I can seldom find anything where I laid it
yesterday.
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Puns
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
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