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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Knock and the world knocks with you
Puns Home
Knock, and the world knocks with you;
Boost, and you boost alone!
When you roast good and loud
You will find that the crowd
Has a hammer as big as your own!
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I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Do I Bore You
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Can You Swim Little Boy
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
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