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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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LADY--What! You here again? I don't believe you have done a thing
all Summer.
TRAMP--You do me an injustice, mum. I jist finished doin' thirty
days.
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Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
What's The Matter John
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
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