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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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LADY--Why do you remove your sword Lieutenant
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LADY--Why do you remove your sword, Lieutenant?
GALLANT OFFICER--My lovely miss, the fire from those eyes would
compel the bravest soldier to surrender his arms.
Next: SHE--You used to call me the light of your life
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He's A Professional Grafter
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Were You Attached To The Place
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Bill Had A Billboard
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
What's The Matter Here
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
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