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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




LADY--Why do you remove your sword Lieutenant

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LADY--Why do you remove your sword, Lieutenant?



GALLANT OFFICER--My lovely miss, the fire from those eyes would

compel the bravest soldier to surrender his arms.











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The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Mrs
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Let Me See Said The Minister
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is