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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Lady (after the tramp finishes eating)--It's merely a
suggestion--the woodpile is in the back yard
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Lady (after the tramp finishes eating)--It's merely a
suggestion--the woodpile is in the back yard.
Tramp--You don't say! What a splendid place for a woodpile!
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Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
You Were Thrown Out
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Why So Glum Blumly
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
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You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
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