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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Lady (after the tramp finishes eating)--It's merely a suggestion--the woodpile is in the back yard

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Lady (after the tramp finishes eating)--It's merely a

suggestion--the woodpile is in the back yard.

Tramp--You don't say! What a splendid place for a woodpile!

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