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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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LANDLADY (proudly)--Nothing goes to waste in this house
Puns Home
LANDLADY (proudly)--Nothing goes to waste in this house. I make
hash out of everything that's left over.
BOARDER--(musingly)--But what do you do with the hash that's left
over?
LANDLADY--Re-hash it!
Next: If said the druggist you will give this new tonic a trial
I'm sure you will never use any other
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Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Mrs
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
What's The Matter With Smith
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
What's The Matter Here
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
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