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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Lawyers practice at the bar, while bartenders and mosquitoes
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You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The
Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition
Wagon
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
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