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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Little Mary quite contrary

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Little Mary, quite contrary,

How does your appetite grow?

Lobsters and quail, champagne in a pail,

And a "friend" to supply all the dough!











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That Man Has Had Five Wives
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
I'll Admit Said Mrs
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same