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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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LITTLE WILLIE--Papa why does the railway company have those
cases with the ax and saw in every car
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LITTLE WILLIE--Papa, why does the railway company have those
cases with the ax and saw in every car?
FATHER--I presume they are put in to use in case anyone wants to
open a window.
Next: The kerosene can on the mantel reposes
Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire
And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is
This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher
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It cost her ninety cents
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How Are You To-day
If Tough Spells Tough
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
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