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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Love they say is blind
Puns Home
Love they say is blind. Well: if so marriage must be an
eye-opener.
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Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Mrs
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Doing Anything Now Bill
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Knock And The World Knocks With You
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
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