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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Love they say is blind

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Love they say is blind. Well: if so marriage must be an

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A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To