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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Lovett--You don't believe in divorce then
Puns Home
Lovett--You don't believe in divorce, then?
Hayter--No, sir; I've got too much sportin' blood.
Lovett--What has that to do with it?
Hayter--I believe in a fight to the finish.
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I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Little Mary Quite Contrary
I'm Nearly Starved
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
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