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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Lovett--You don't believe in divorce then

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Lovett--You don't believe in divorce, then?



Hayter--No, sir; I've got too much sportin' blood.



Lovett--What has that to do with it?



Hayter--I believe in a fight to the finish.











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What's The Matter John
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Do You Believe In Luck
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Guest--what Have You Got
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Young M
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References