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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock

Puns Home









MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock? It's stopped.



TAILOR--I never wind it up. I use it as a motto.



"What do you mean?"



"No tick here."











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Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Mrs
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
After All You Know Said Mr
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
What Did You Wear Last Night
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Maud--how Do You Define Love