This is the debt I pay Just for one riotous day, Years of regret and grief. Sorrow without relief. Pay it I will to the end-- Until the grave, my friend, Gives me a true release-- Gives me the clasp of peace. Slight was the thing I bou... Read more of The Debt at Martin Luther King.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock

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MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock? It's stopped.



TAILOR--I never wind it up. I use it as a motto.



"What do you mean?"



"No tick here."











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Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
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What's The Matter Here
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
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You Own Your Own House Don't You
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