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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock
Puns Home
MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock? It's stopped.
TAILOR--I never wind it up. I use it as a motto.
"What do you mean?"
"No tick here."
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Puns
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Mrs
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
After All You Know Said Mr
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
What Did You Wear Last Night
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
Maud--how Do You Define Love
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