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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock
Puns Home
MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock? It's stopped.
TAILOR--I never wind it up. I use it as a motto.
"What do you mean?"
"No tick here."
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One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
What Do You Think Of Windig
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
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