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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock
Puns Home
MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock? It's stopped.
TAILOR--I never wind it up. I use it as a motto.
"What do you mean?"
"No tick here."
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Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Are You The Photographer
What's The Matter Here
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
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