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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock
Puns Home
MASHINGTON--What's the matter with your clock? It's stopped.
TAILOR--I never wind it up. I use it as a motto.
"What do you mean?"
"No tick here."
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At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Mrs
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
Were You Attached To The Place
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
--when Mrs
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
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