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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes

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"Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes."



"Yes and Kentucky is noted for shoots and booze."











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He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
What Have You Here
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Is It Raining Girls
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic