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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes

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"Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes."



"Yes and Kentucky is noted for shoots and booze."











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Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Mrs
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting