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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes
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"Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes."
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When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses
So Often It's Brought To Your Minds
People Who Live In Glass Houses
Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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