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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MAUD--How do you define love
Puns Home
MAUD--How do you define love?
MARIE--Love is the life of illusion.
"And what is marriage?" "Oh, marriage is the death of them."
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Puns
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
That Man Has Had Five Wives
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I'm Nearly Starved
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Scene--cabstand
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Electricity Is A Great Educator
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
Doing Anything Now Bill
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
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