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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MAUD--How do you define love

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MAUD--How do you define love?



MARIE--Love is the life of illusion.



"And what is marriage?" "Oh, marriage is the death of them."











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Puns

What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Do You Believe In Luck
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
What's The Matter Here
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Wife--got A Dollar
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone