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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Me eyes is crossed sighed Kate

Puns Home









"Me eyes is crossed," sighed Kate. "No, love,"

"Not crossed," cried Pat. "Be jaber,

'Tis jist that aich is jealous of

The beauty av its neighbor."











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How Is Your House Heated
Mrs
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
Harold Began His Wife
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Why So Glum Blumly
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Love They Say Is Blind
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Let Me See Said The Minister