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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Me eyes is crossed sighed Kate

Puns Home









"Me eyes is crossed," sighed Kate. "No, love,"

"Not crossed," cried Pat. "Be jaber,

'Tis jist that aich is jealous of

The beauty av its neighbor."











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You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
Curious Isn't It
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Love They Say Is Blind
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent