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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Me eyes is crossed sighed Kate
Puns Home
"Me eyes is crossed," sighed Kate. "No, love,"
"Not crossed," cried Pat. "Be jaber,
'Tis jist that aich is jealous of
The beauty av its neighbor."
Next: The other day the head of a boarding-school noticed one of the
boys wiping his knife on the table-cloth and pounced on him at
once
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manufacture of illuminating gas nowadays
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Puns
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Were You Attached To The Place
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Young M
Well Have You Anything To Say
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Scene--cabstand
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
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