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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MEDIUM--Do you believe in spirits
Puns Home
MEDIUM--Do you believe in spirits?
BUSYMAN (off guard)--When taken in moderation, yes.
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Guest--what Have You Got
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
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