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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MERCHANT (to his confidential clerk)--Here's a letter from Mr

Puns Home









MERCHANT (to his confidential clerk)--Here's a letter from Mr.

Slowpay, but no money. What's the matter with him?



CLERK--Oh, he's all write.



"Who's all write?"



"Slowpay."



But they didn't cheer any, for there's no cheer in such writing.











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Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Only Tells Half
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Ah
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
When Was Money First Invented
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Bill Had A Billboard
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Guest--what Have You Got
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club