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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Mike d' I ever tell ye the story about the dirty window
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"Mike, d' I ever tell ye the story about the dirty window?"
"You did not. Tell me about it."
"No use--you couldn't see through it."
Next: A lady noticed a boy sprinkling salt on the sidewalk to take off
the ice and remarked to a friend pointing to the salt:
Now that's true benevolence
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
If Tough Spells Tough
Why The Bare Idea
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
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