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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MISTRESS--"I am not quite satisfied with your references."
APPLICANT--"Naythur am I, mum; but they's the best I could get!"
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I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
You Were Thrown Out
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Maud--how Do You Define Love
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
A Dude From St
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Diner--hello
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Well Have You Anything To Say
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
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