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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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MISTRESS--"I am not quite satisfied with your references."



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Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
And So Prof
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
The Street Car Lurched
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Gee Whizz
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Mrs
The Landlord Came To Mrs
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty