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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MOSES--How did you make your money Ike

Puns Home











MOSES--"How did you make your money, Ike?"



IKE--"By horse-razing."



MOSES--"Vatt, not bedding?"



IKE--"Naw--I started a pawnshop just by the oudside of de

razetrack for de peoble who vanted to get home ven de razes was

over."











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Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
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