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MOSES--How did you make your money Ike

Puns Home









MOSES--"How did you make your money, Ike?"



IKE--"By horse-razing."



MOSES--"Vatt, not bedding?"



IKE--"Naw--I started a pawnshop just by the oudside of de

razetrack for de peoble who vanted to get home ven de razes was

over."











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