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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MOSES SCHAUMBURG (to his son Jackey)--How many are twice two Jackey

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MOSES SCHAUMBURG (to his son Jackey)--"How many are twice two,

Jackey?"



JACKEY-"Tervice two ish six."



"You are wrong, Jackey. Six vas too mooch."



"Don't I know dot, fadder, already some times ago. But I shoot

said six so dot you could Chew me down."











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