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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MOSES SCHAUMBURG (to his son Jackey)--How many are twice two
Jackey
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MOSES SCHAUMBURG (to his son Jackey)--"How many are twice two,
Jackey?"
JACKEY-"Tervice two ish six."
"You are wrong, Jackey. Six vas too mooch."
"Don't I know dot, fadder, already some times ago. But I shoot
said six so dot you could Chew me down."
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The lynx-eyed cop along the docks
And plunges in the cooling tide
Arrayed in naught else but his hide
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Are You An Amateur Photographer
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
What Do You Think Of Windig
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Are Your Folks Well To Do
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
You Own Your Own House Don't You
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
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