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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MOTHER--What did your father say when he saw his broken pipe
Puns Home
MOTHER--"What did your father say when he saw his broken pipe?"
Innocent--"Shall I leave out the swear words, mother?"
Mother--"Certainly, my dear." Innocent--"Then I don't think he
said anything."
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Puns
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Diner--hello
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
What A Distinguished Looking Man
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Scene--cabstand
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
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