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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Mother may I go out to wheel
Puns Home
"Mother, may I go out to wheel?"
"Yes, my darling daughter;
I suppose, of course, you won't wear skirts,
Although I think you oughter."
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Mrs
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Why So Glum Blumly
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
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