BY MRS. ALFRED GATTY (ADAPTED) The Master of the Harvest walked by the side of his cornfields in the springtime. A frown was on his face, for there had been no rain for several weeks, and the earth was hard from the parching of the east wind... Read more of The Master Of The Harvest at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
After All You Know Said Mr
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Little Mary Quite Contrary