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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
MR. B.--"You won't want that new novel now that you have the new
baby, will you?"
MRS. B.--"Yes, I want them both. To have and to hold."
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Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
After All You Know Said Mr
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Is It Raining Girls
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
What Do You Think Of Windig
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
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