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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Puns Home











MR. BIXBY--Have you noticed how much better I rest after a day's

fishing?



MRS. BIXBY--No; but I have noticed how much easier you lie after

a day's fishing than upon other days.











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Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Mr
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Do You Believe In Luck
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill