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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
MR. BIXBY--Have you noticed how much better I rest after a day's
fishing?
MRS. BIXBY--No; but I have noticed how much easier you lie after
a day's fishing than upon other days.
Next: Nature never allows anything to run to waist
Previous: Don't doubt the veteran who tells you he was always where the
bullets were thickest; perhaps he was hiding under the ammunition
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And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Young M
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Bill Had A Billboard
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Only Tells Half
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
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