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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MR

Puns Home











MR. BIXBY--Have you noticed how much better I rest after a day's

fishing?



MRS. BIXBY--No; but I have noticed how much easier you lie after

a day's fishing than upon other days.











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Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
A Dude From St
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Only Tells Half
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking