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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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MRS. LIMBERCHIN--I was so mad last night I couldn't speak.



MR. L.--And I was away! Just my luck!











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What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Is It Raining Girls
Cohen Left The Ball-game
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Well Have You Anything To Say
Mrs
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
--when Mrs
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last