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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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MRS. LIMBERCHIN--I was so mad last night I couldn't speak.



MR. L.--And I was away! Just my luck!











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They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Mr
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Why The Bare Idea
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
I'll Admit Said Mrs