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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
MRS. TILFORD OF SOROSIS--"It must have taken Daniel Webster a
long time to compile the dictionary; don't you think so?"
TILFORD--"Daniel? You mean Noah, don't you?"
MRS. TILFORD (tartly)--"Now don't be silly. Noah built the ark."
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He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
The Landlord Came To Mrs
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Mr
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
How Is Your House Heated
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Is The Proprietor In
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
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